1) A bright orange, delectably sinful snack that is supposed to taste like a wedge of cheese.

2) Endorsed by a scary as frick cheetah that should be the spokesperson for pedophiles across America.

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Hehe. Haven't done a 4-1-1 post in awhile. So this post is about cheetos. Why? Because they are freaking delicious and because yesterday was the birthday of a friend who's obsessed with the hot kind.

Anyhoo, were you ever the kind who thought that cheetos were remotely healthy? Just because they were cheese flavored? ...Maybe its just me, I feel that snacks that are cheesy must be healthy because...because...oh I don't know. According to my fattie food pyramid I'm right. So hush.

1) There are some really weird Cheeto flavors out there in our global community. For instance, Japan has the munchies for Cheeto gum and milk chocolate flavored Cheetos. China has a thing for blueberry cheetos and turkey flavored ones. Israel has a ketchup flavored cheetos and peanut butter cheetos fetish. Mmm omnomnom.

2) Cheetos has a long lost brother. He is a potato product named Fritatos. I am so sorry he didn't make it into the current snack product industry. RIP.

3) Chester Cheetah has two video games dedicated to himself. They're called "Wild Wild Quest" and "Too Cool to Be Fooled" ...I have played one of these games before on the PlayStation1. It's fun, I swear.

4) The previos mascot before Chester Cheetah was a mouse by the name of; Cheetoh Mouse. They discontinued him, however, after people began to disapprove of his catchphrase, "HAIL CHEE-SAR." Um...I'd just like to say that I approved of poor Cheetoh Mouse and they should bring him back. Amen.

Happy cheeto munching.

Much Love, Vicki.