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Sunday, May 9, 2010
Chocolate [chaw-kuh-lit] [chawk-lit] n.
1. A sweet treat that rocks my socks and stretches my jeans. Yeaaaaaah baby.
2. The best friggin confection ever made. EVER. If you don't like chocolate then you're lying to yourself. ...Unless you're allergic to it. Then you might not be. But you're probably still lying anyways.
ex. I just gained 900 lbs from eating chocolate. Well no duh, its CHOCOLATE. Fool.
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Ok, so needless to say...I LOVE CHOCOLATE xD Not as much as I love my hubby, but dang. I do love chocolate. Its pretty amazing. My mom bought these weird chocolate malt balls from China. I've been popping them like a druggie pops drugs, yo. So good, so fattening. ...So fattening...T__T
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*emoz* anyways...
4 FACTS ABOUT CHOCOLATE :D
1. Chocolate is spawned from the humble cacao bean. Then its husked, grounded, and sweetened into godly perfection of which fatties like I hunt and gorge upon :Db
2. A single chocolate chip is enough to fuel an adult human to walk 150 ft. HA MOM. CHOCOLATE IS ENERGIZING. SHUT UP, I WIN.
3. Chocolate has many health benefits :D! (Yessssss). It helps with depression, high blood pressure, tumors and pre-menstrual syndromes. That's right foo', I eat chocolate for my health. (Yeah, ok, fattie.)
4. In the 16th and 17th centuries, churches deemed eating chocolate as a sin. (Wtf is wrong with you people?!) But by the 18th century people considered it a medicine. Yeah, you Church people ARE crazy. I knew it.
Happy chocolate eating.
Love, Vicki
PS, I WANT KINDER. The best German chocolate in the world, for all the n00bs that didn't know that.
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