YOUR BLOG TITLE
Monday, March 15, 2010
Grapefruit [greyp froot] n.
1. A really nasty citrus fruit that tastes like bitter poop.
ex: This orange is so bitter! No wait, it's a friggen grapefruit. Jerk ripped me off.
Lolerskates xD As you can see, I really don't like grapefruit. But HEY. FOR SOME REASON, I have done some sort of wrong to my tastebuds, and therefore they are punishing me. How? By leaving the unbearable taste of...yes...yes that's right, GUH-RAPE (YOU UP THE BUTT) FROOT. Rawr. Um...yeah....
*Tries to diffuse awkward situation*
....
4 FACTS ABOUT GRAPEPOOP :D!
1. It's the lovechild of the Jamaican sweet orange and the Indonesian pomelo. Huh, you'd think with such a good mama and papa the baby would've turned out tasting better.
2. My husband would be proud of me for this: The fancy shmancy Latin scientific term for grapefruit is Citiris x Paradisi.
3. I have a grapefruit spoon in my house. I bet you guys have one too. Everyone has one. They have semi-sharp ridges on the sides, and are pretty much useless unless you are truly using it for the consumption of grapepoop.
4. Grapefruit may be the solution to hormone-based cancers! This fruit better have SOME sort of redeeming quality.
Happy grapefruit eatings.
Love, Vicki
